Tom Cruise as Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder

Tom Cruise, who played Maverick in Top Gun to Ethan Hunt in three Mission Impossible movies, and in real life is a couch-jumping Scientologist, can add foul-mouthed, dirty, bald, hairy Hollywood mogul dancing fatass as a throwback to the 1980's to his resume. The result is absolutely hilarious.

Here is the scene from Tropic Thunder in case you've been living under a rock or one of those easily offended aka hyper-sensitive fanatics who has a problem with white people painting themselves black or cringe at the mere thought of a movie making fun of retards. Never go full retard.

This is Tom Cruise as Les Grossman in one of this funniest roles yet...

Fast and Furious 4 Trailer

Fast & Furious


That's right, another Fast and Furious movie that everyone loves to hate but will see it anyways. My excuses are the cars and Jordana Brewster.

Massa wins the first Grand Prix of Europe at Valencia

Felipe Massa wins the inaugural Grand Prix of Europe at Valencia, while teammate Kimi Raikkonen runs over one of his mechanics in an ugly pit accident and his engine blows up a lap later in a cloud of smoke that is quickly symbolizing his championship hopes for this season.

The pit stop...



Mechanic down...



Kaboom!



Damn it!

USA Basketball is back on top

While crushing every opponent in its way, Team USA aka the Redeem Team has completed its road to redemption by beating Spain in a surprisingly close game, 118 to 107.

Massa takes Pole at Valencia

Felipe Massa - P1
Lewis Hamilton - P2
Robert Kubica - P3
Kimi Raikkonen - P4

Obama / Biden 2008 - It's Official

As I suspected and actually hoped for, Barack Obama has selected Joe Biden to be his VP for the 2008 Presidential election. The Obama / Biden ticket looks strong and Biden fills in all of the gaps that Obama lacks - specifically experience and foreign relations. I also admire his passion and outspokenness. Here is one potential VP who won't be afraid to tell his President exactly what he thinks.

As an undecided voter, I'm suddenly interested in this Obama / Biden ticket.

Go Team USA!

Michael Phelps - The Greatest Olympian Ever

4:03.84 3:08.24 1:42.96 1:52.03 6:58.56 1:54.23 0:50.58 3:29.34

8 Times that made Olympic history. 8 Golds that made Michael Phelps the greatest Olympian ever. Congratulations Michael Phelps.

What's 1/100th of a second?

What's 1/100th of a second? 1/100th of a second is how much Michael Phelps beat Milorad Cavic in the 100-meter butterfly. More accurately put, 1/100th of a second is equivalent to the tip of your fingernail or the head of an eraser on a pencil.

M Coupe or Land Shark?

M Coupe or Land Shark?, originally uploaded by tommy.chang.

When parents treat their kids like pets

When parents treat their kids like pets, originally uploaded by tommy.chang.